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So this is what you guys warned me about, huh. [Someone seems kind of put out. And maybe a tiny bit shaken. And bruised, but she's ignoring that. She's got a guitar in her lap, but she's just holding it there, not playing.]

I don't get how you can just - shoot someone and--

No, sorry, we don't need more of that. [She leans forward and fiddles at the computer, and in the background Pocket Fulla Sunshine is now playing quietly. Then she leans back in her chair again, hands on the guitar.]

I painted my dog's nails to this, once. Best waste of a Saturday night ever. [But she shakes her head a little, waving a hand.] I'd serenade you guys, if I knew anything serenade worthy...You know, I could seriously use some Starbucks right now, and I know, I'm dating my generation really hideously with that but sometimes a mocha frappe really brightens a day. Or a week. Especially one like this has been.

Did you know they make alcoholic whip cream? It tastes kind of like bad maple syrup. ....Which I know only through hearsay, of course, I mean obviously. [Have a look that is totally innocent but also says lol not really.] I wonder if there's any in the pub. I bet that in some coffee would be a great pick-me-up.

[She starts strumming the guitar. Nothing really magical, just a chord or two or three in no particular order.] So do new people come in every month? I mean, it's starting to seem like that, but Jesus, how have we not hit overcrowding yet?

[Private to Heero]

Did you come through okay?

[Private to the Admiral]

Can I have a pair of those safari vest things,and giant nets? ...And one safari hat.

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Fine. [He's only sort of lying.] You?

I have a conversation with Heero you might want to listen to. I know you probably have a lot in his file, and you might know about most of this, but if you don't I think you should.

And don't tell him that I passed it on. I'm just... it's for his own good.

[GDI Heero. :c] Okay, I guess. Where were you?

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Yeah, okay. What is it? Or what'd you guys talk about?

You okay there, Olive...?

[And just what are you talkin' about shootin' people for...You're making someone awfully nervous. Just what happened anyway?]

It started about my inmate. And it went into this whole uh... lack of valuing his own life grey area. I'll send the recording to you.

[And he does.]

Yeah, I'm all right. I'm undecided on whether or not now's an appropriate time to paint my toenails.

What about you? Are you okay?

Well, same here.

[He gives a weak grin. Look at Johnny, makin' a joke.]

Oh, I'm alright...

You sure you're alright? Sounds like somethin' happened...don't gotta tell me, 'course...just wanted to make sure everything was okay, I guess...

[Have a video of Hayley totally not in her own room, though it's hard to tell that it's actually Crane's room unless you know what it looks like.]

I know what you mean, about missing Starbucks. The coffee here just isn't the same.

Oh, and yeah, we get new people pretty much every month, but we also lose people a lot. I think the Barge might expand to fit them too? We used to only have like, six floors or something and fifteen rooms per floor. It hasn't gotten any larger for a really long time, though, so I don't know if it will ever grow again.

[She skims for now, nodding.] Yeah, a lot of this is in his file, but thanks for talking to him about it-- [And she snorts when she notices Heero's blue screen of death response about the girl.] You brought up Relena, too. I've been wondering how to try that.

What - just everything with Sveta. And stubbing every toe on my feet and walking into things, but...You know.

Yeah, girls do that to some of us.

[Even when the girl is a male Time Lord Chancellor.]

Sveta, huh? Don't think I ever met a Sveta...

Ain't that big a deal, bein' shot. Don't hurt as people'll tell you it does. [This is all he got from any of this.:|]

[Yeah Olive has no idea. She doesn't even know it isn't Hayley's room.]

I know, right? Starbucks has poisoned us against all else.

...It seriously, just - poof, one day it had a few extra levels?

[GDI Dally. :|] ...I kind of find that hard to believe.

Golly, Dal, don't go tellin' her that. Then she'll just go around shootin' everybody.

[Why yes, that was a joke. He is just on fire today.]

Good to know? I guess? [Relationships are hard. Especially when you let people tell other people you're sleeping with them for money. :c] I'm guessing that'll be an awkward conversation to have with him, huh.

Me neither, but I was reading about it on the network a little, and it...I don't know. Maybe I should have gotten involved, but I just - I didn't know what to do.

Guess you ain't gonna believe it 'til it happens to you, are you?

...you sure you don't need somebody to talk to, Olive?

I don't know much, and I ain't so smart, but I figure I could listen, and maybe that'd help...

You sound real upset...

Just like you're gonna go around shootin' everybody, kid?

[...that was a joke too.

He's not on fire.]

I was a teenager once. That shit is hard as hell to discuss.

But uh... it'll do him good to think about something other than fighting.

[~~I don't shoot, I stab.~~]

Golly, Dally, how'd ya know?

Does that mean it gets easier? I'm choosing to interpret that as it gets easier.

And yeah, I know. I've been starting small. Like with Monopoly.

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