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[inexactitude]

So that was fun and enlightening, but I'm going to dial it back to say that being a princess in a tower? Really sucks. There were like three books to read. And that was it.

Now, rocketing ahead past our head on collision with forced truthfulness: what's next? I'm seriously asking, what hasn't happened to the people on this boat yet? Or ship. Ship, sorry, it's more of a ship than a boat. Are you going to break out into song and dance, have a High School Musical? Because I would really like to sit that one out. What about being force to speak in iambic pentameter? ...I might actually be able to pull that off.

Personally, I'm going for generally making ourselves look silly in a way we can all just laugh about it later. Hah hah. Like that.

How often do we get floods like that?

In other news, I think we should put together a, dare I say it, party. A big hang out. Possibly but not necessarily with alcohol. It could be fun?

[Private to the Admiral]

I want to take Heero home with me. Just for a week or so, so he can see what a normal family is like. I mean mine isn't the most normal of normal, but it'll work out. I'll take complete responsibility. Nothing bad will happen, and he won't run off to be free of the Bargef orever or anything like that, promise. Pleeeeaaase?

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[takeyouapart.livejournal.com]

I heard there was a singing one once.

[worstsongever]

Guess I'll strike that off the list. Though repeats happen, apparently, so maybe we'll have to sit through that, too.

[takeyouapart.livejournal.com]

Hope not. For everybody else's sake more than mine, I'm a rubbish singer.

[worstsongever]

I think I'd have way too much fun and then be way to embarrassed.

[takeyouapart.livejournal.com]

I think we could all stand for a few more floods to be more like that.

[worstsongever]

Exactly. You never miss my point.

[takeyouapart.livejournal.com]

It helps that you make very good points to begin with.

[Private]

Are you alright - after the flood, I mean? I tried not to read much, so...I don't know if you were affected.

[worstsongever]

True.

[Private]

Yeah, I wasn't affected. I just...stayed away. Just in case. What about you?

Private

[takeyouapart.livejournal.com]

I wasn't affected. Just tried to stay out of everyone's way, mostly.

Private

[worstsongever]

Gooooood call. Word vomit isn't really something I wanted to deal with.

Private

[takeyouapart.livejournal.com]

Vomit in general, I try to...avoid.

Private

[worstsongever]

Another good call. There is a reason I don't often do parties.

[toldastory]

The singing flood was a bit rubbish, actually. It was right 'round this time last year, I think.

[worstsongever]

How do you ruin a singing flood? That's just. So straightforward.

[toldastory]

We sang songs that expressed how we felt. It was like a combination of a singing flood and the truth flood.

[worstsongever]

...Oh, no way. I want to randomly break into song about what I'm doing, like playing basketball or having lunch.

When was the last time I played basketball...?

[toldastory]

We did that. It was... less than interesting. Especially when people dedicated really inappropriate songs to people.

[worstsongever]

I just want to have a High School Musical moment. Is that so much to ask?

[toldastory]

It's probably more of a be careful what you wish for thing, that.

[worstsongever]

Why does everything come with that warning slapped on? It's so disappointing.

[toldastory]

Because here? Bernard's a git.

[worstsongever]

BErnard?

[toldastory]

The bloke we think is the Admiral.

[worstsongever]

....Wait, what.

[toldastory]

He was a warden here for a while. Sev came up with the theory, and I think it's a good one.

[worstsongever]

Jeez, what was he like that a theory like that sticks?

[toldastory]

Well, he was a bit of a drunken sod who had an odd sense of humour.

[worstsongever]

...I can see why you'd picture him as Admiral.

[toldastory]

You should talk to Sev about it.

[worstsongever]

Does he have amazing stories?

[toldastory]

Not really, but he does have brilliant theories.

[worstsongever]

I prefer amazing stories, but a substitution of brilliant theories is acceptable.

[toldastory]

I believe I owe you some stories. I'm quite good at telling them.

[worstsongever]

That's cool, it can take the place of a movie one night.

[toldastory]

Especially if the power keeps coming and going.

[worstsongever]

Oh look, we've put a positive spin on the scary crap the Barge is pulling. Go us.

[toldastory]

We're good like that.

[worstsongever]

Don't sell us short Martha, we're awesome.

[toldastory]

We are awesome. Brilliant, really.

[worstsongever]

There we go, that's what I like to hear when faced with potential pending doom.

[toldastory]

The best thing for it, really.

[can-has-vodka.livejournal.com]

I'm trying to get help gathering up a tailgate party and a spa day. Would you be interested?

[worstsongever]

Absolutely. It's not usually my thing but, uh. After, what, almost four months, I'm kind of okay with the idea.

[can-has-vodka.livejournal.com]

Not my thing either, but...I rather like the idea of everyone having a chance to unwind. There are so many interesting people here but they'll be even more interesting and reachable if they're less stressed.

[worstsongever]

Couldn't have said it better if I tried. Stress relief is exactly what we need.

[can-has-vodka.livejournal.com]

I'm afraid I'm going to have to cheat on the tailgate party and make sure there are some healthier things there too, because some don't respond well to grease. Like barbecued albacore, watermelon and veggie kebabs.

[worstsongever]

As long as they're edible. And not patchouli. Anything not patchouli, and I'm down.

UNWARRANTED WHEELBARROW OF HOSTILITY

[darknessb4me]

There was singing already.

I hated the singing.

HOW DID I MISS THIS TAG D:

[worstsongever]

Okay! Got it! Singing = bad. There will be no singing. Probably.

Mostly.