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[The audio picks up with the thump of a door closing. Olive is getting the hell off the deck.] Is anyone else hearing shit up on deck? God, that was the creepiest thing, and I swear, if someone was just out of sight and mumbling things? I'm going to hit you. Because now I've got nightmare fodder for days. There are reasons I skip out on horror movies. It's just not my thing.

Does anyone else have to deal with huge Items? Cause this is starting to get ridiculous. I need to bring my bag with me everywhere I go just so I'm not holding it in my hand the whole time. [Because walking around with a giant vibrator is just kind of odd.] If a kid named Brandon from Ojai shows up, direct him to me. I'm going to beat him with this thing. [Oh God he might like it.] Or something.

[And here are the sounds of a fiddling door.] Great, now my door's stu-- HOLY SHIT!

[Enjoy those annoying scrabbling sounds of movement, then a clatter; she dropped her device when she threw herself against the opposite wall and lol, like hell is she getting closer to the door to pick it up.]

Holy - oh my God whoever's in there, come out. How did you even - it was locked...

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Well, we can try it. If nothing else, I can make the attempt to make your item smaller and more easy to carry around. [This isn't going to be awkward.]

[Excitement!] That would - that would be, uh-- [Realization. :|] You'd have to see my Item to do that, wouldn't you.

Olive, I was a teacher, and more than that, I was friends with James Potter, nothing you could have would shock me.

Yeeeaaaah, but it's still kind of ridiculous and embarrassing.

Well, I promise not to judge you for it, Olive.

Do you also promise not to tell anyone, so long as you live?

My goodness, it's that bad is it? Yes, I swear.

[Crying inside. :c] Hang on.

[Aaand she's jumping off screen for a moment before coming back. And looking uncomfortable. And then grudgingly holing up her Item. It's a vibrator.]

[Remus doesn't look embarrassed, but it takes all of his considerable restraint not to laugh at what her item is.]

I'm certain that can be made much smaller so that you can carry it in your pocket.

[She would have laughed. Kudos, Remus. :c Olive grimaces.] Before you start wondering, it was a gift.

...That doesn't really sound right either. It was a joke. Yes. A joke gift. And you would pretty much be my hero if you could make it pocket sized.

[As she explains, Remus's eyes sparkle a bit.]

I will do my best if you wish to stop by with it.

I will be right there.

I'll put the kettle on.

Thanks, Remus.

((OOC: And if it's cool with you, can the spell poof undo itself thanks to some barge craziness sometime in the future?))

[Could have been worse, Olive.]

[LIES sh does not want to ponder what worse could be. :c]

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Private. Spam or assume?

Private. Assume? He made it smaller and she was very happy.

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