Olive Penderghast (
inexactitude) wrote2011-10-05 12:55 am
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[The audio picks up with the thump of a door closing. Olive is getting the hell off the deck.] Is anyone else hearing shit up on deck? God, that was the creepiest thing, and I swear, if someone was just out of sight and mumbling things? I'm going to hit you. Because now I've got nightmare fodder for days. There are reasons I skip out on horror movies. It's just not my thing.
Does anyone else have to deal with huge Items? Cause this is starting to get ridiculous. I need to bring my bag with me everywhere I go just so I'm not holding it in my hand the whole time. [Because walking around with a giant vibrator is just kind of odd.] If a kid named Brandon from Ojai shows up, direct him to me. I'm going to beat him with this thing. [Oh God he might like it.] Or something.
[And here are the sounds of a fiddling door.] Great, now my door's stu-- HOLY SHIT!
[Enjoy those annoying scrabbling sounds of movement, then a clatter; she dropped her device when she threw herself against the opposite wall and lol, like hell is she getting closer to the door to pick it up.]
Holy - oh my God whoever's in there, come out. How did you even - it was locked...
Does anyone else have to deal with huge Items? Cause this is starting to get ridiculous. I need to bring my bag with me everywhere I go just so I'm not holding it in my hand the whole time. [Because walking around with a giant vibrator is just kind of odd.] If a kid named Brandon from Ojai shows up, direct him to me. I'm going to beat him with this thing. [Oh God he might like it.] Or something.
[And here are the sounds of a fiddling door.] Great, now my door's stu-- HOLY SHIT!
[Enjoy those annoying scrabbling sounds of movement, then a clatter; she dropped her device when she threw herself against the opposite wall and lol, like hell is she getting closer to the door to pick it up.]
Holy - oh my God whoever's in there, come out. How did you even - it was locked...
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Oh, is this Miss Sorta Kinda? [ Which just sounds silly in what is to her ears a British accent. ]
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....What just happened?
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I've taken to recording the sounds.
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--We cannot be haunted. Of all the stupid - someone just got into my room. It's a trick.
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From the deck.
Be patient. You won't be getting that door open until the being on the other side wants you to enter.
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Are you okay?
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Yup. I don't think I ever moved across a hallway so fast in my life. I can't get my door open, though.
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... Which doesn't do anything, so he's just stepping back and frowning some more.]
I don't think it's going to move.
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Are you, uh. Having trouble with your door?
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[Spam from your ill-mannered next-door neighbor.]
What's your malfunction?
[Spam] Hi friend c:
Uh - door, my door. Something just. Hit it. From inside.
[Spam] Stop being so happy. :|
[Spam] Never :|
[Spam] Disapproving Marge Simpson growl. :\
[Spam] ...but :c
[Spam] Oh, fine. -_- (1/2)
[Spam] Just don't blame me for breaking the door. (2/2)
[Spam] So much FFFFFFFFFFFFFFing going on.
[Spam] And all because David's a showoff.
[Spam] Pft.
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You're a warden, are you not? You could join the investigation.
...As for the deck, I've yet to hear of anything more than whispering happening. Though I wonder if it's the same creature -- or creatures -- that cause the door incidents.
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In fact, absolutely nothing you said is comforting in any way, shape, or form.
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Private.
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...Though I really want it to be.
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Private. Spam or assume?
Private. Assume? He made it smaller and she was very happy.
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