inexactitude: (DO NOT TELL ME ABOUT YOUR SEX LIFE)
Olive Penderghast ([personal profile] inexactitude) wrote2011-10-05 12:55 am

☮ | 010 | Voice

[The audio picks up with the thump of a door closing. Olive is getting the hell off the deck.] Is anyone else hearing shit up on deck? God, that was the creepiest thing, and I swear, if someone was just out of sight and mumbling things? I'm going to hit you. Because now I've got nightmare fodder for days. There are reasons I skip out on horror movies. It's just not my thing.

Does anyone else have to deal with huge Items? Cause this is starting to get ridiculous. I need to bring my bag with me everywhere I go just so I'm not holding it in my hand the whole time. [Because walking around with a giant vibrator is just kind of odd.] If a kid named Brandon from Ojai shows up, direct him to me. I'm going to beat him with this thing. [Oh God he might like it.] Or something.

[And here are the sounds of a fiddling door.] Great, now my door's stu-- HOLY SHIT!

[Enjoy those annoying scrabbling sounds of movement, then a clatter; she dropped her device when she threw herself against the opposite wall and lol, like hell is she getting closer to the door to pick it up.]

Holy - oh my God whoever's in there, come out. How did you even - it was locked...

[identity profile] shortsghtedlove.livejournal.com 2011-10-14 04:27 pm (UTC)(link)
[It'll be fun!] As I said, you're rather prone to illness.
worstsongever: (Holy shit what just happened.)

[personal profile] worstsongever 2011-10-15 03:36 pm (UTC)(link)
Prone to illness and sickly aren't the same.

[identity profile] shortsghtedlove.livejournal.com 2011-10-15 03:48 pm (UTC)(link)
Compared to Time Lords you're always sick! [Messing with people is fun.]
worstsongever: (That's a slightly retarded idea)

[personal profile] worstsongever 2011-10-16 01:54 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm amazed your frame cane support that ego. [HUMPH.]

[identity profile] shortsghtedlove.livejournal.com 2011-10-16 02:11 pm (UTC)(link)
I think it may be my favourite body yet.
worstsongever: (God that's a nice ass)

[personal profile] worstsongever 2011-10-17 03:54 pm (UTC)(link)
Favorite what now?

[identity profile] shortsghtedlove.livejournal.com 2011-10-17 03:57 pm (UTC)(link)
Body. Time Lords can regenerate when dying, which involves changing looks.

[identity profile] shortsghtedlove.livejournal.com 2011-10-18 06:06 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm not sure I can explain it any simpler. But you do now the two doctors right? The small one and the one with the scarf? They're the same person.
worstsongever: (That's a slightly retarded idea)

[personal profile] worstsongever 2011-10-18 06:58 pm (UTC)(link)
...Okay. I'm going to bow out of this and nod and smile before my head starts hurting.

[identity profile] shortsghtedlove.livejournal.com 2011-10-18 07:37 pm (UTC)(link)
And it's such a simple thing to understand, too. [One can hear his headshaking. And his smirk.]
worstsongever: (lol what)

[personal profile] worstsongever 2011-10-20 04:38 pm (UTC)(link)
Yes, clearly I'm just an inferior specimen.
worstsongever: (Beat it ese)

[personal profile] worstsongever 2011-10-21 01:20 pm (UTC)(link)
Hey, does this sound like a phone hanging up?

[She's clicking off. :c]

[identity profile] shortsghtedlove.livejournal.com 2011-10-21 01:24 pm (UTC)(link)
[He'll just laugh to himself.]