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[The audio picks up with the thump of a door closing. Olive is getting the hell off the deck.] Is anyone else hearing shit up on deck? God, that was the creepiest thing, and I swear, if someone was just out of sight and mumbling things? I'm going to hit you. Because now I've got nightmare fodder for days. There are reasons I skip out on horror movies. It's just not my thing.

Does anyone else have to deal with huge Items? Cause this is starting to get ridiculous. I need to bring my bag with me everywhere I go just so I'm not holding it in my hand the whole time. [Because walking around with a giant vibrator is just kind of odd.] If a kid named Brandon from Ojai shows up, direct him to me. I'm going to beat him with this thing. [Oh God he might like it.] Or something.

[And here are the sounds of a fiddling door.] Great, now my door's stu-- HOLY SHIT!

[Enjoy those annoying scrabbling sounds of movement, then a clatter; she dropped her device when she threw herself against the opposite wall and lol, like hell is she getting closer to the door to pick it up.]

Holy - oh my God whoever's in there, come out. How did you even - it was locked...

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[...Probably.] I probably could. It'd be preeeetty easy.

And then who would you come to the next time you get locked out of your room? [He's so smug it hurts.]

Someone who doesn't leave my door on the floor, maybe. [she's gesturing to it. Sigh how is she going to deal with this.]

Good grief. [He bends over and picks up the fallen door, propping it up awkwardly against the wall.] There. Problem solved.

...Yup, you're right. Now no one can get in through the force field [She just waves her hands at the door] that stands in my doorway.

Don't you have an inmate? Get him to fix it. [He shrugs in that universal gesture of 'Not my problem'. Passing the buck? Totally acceptable as far as he's concerned.]

[SIGH.] Doing menial labor isn't really something he should be doing. [When it's not his fault. :| Sorry David, Heero is her new little brother. :c] Whatever, I'll ask the Admiral. Thanks for...getting me in.

[Huh. He, of course, figures that means her inmate is crippled or something.] Alrighty then. Yeah, no problem. Uh... just gimme a holler if you need your door knocked down again.

[Oh David, you and your assumptions.]

Don't be offended if I find someone else.

Don't worry, I won't be.

[That just gets a shrug. Your loss, Olive.]

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